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Brown Finger Survivor. Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Brown Finger Survivor. Unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
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"Brownfinger Survivor - Bidets Saved My Life" T-Shirt
Declare your clean victory with this hilarious and eye-catching tee! Perfect for those with a great sense of humor and a commitment to proper hygiene, this shirt boldly proclaims your status as a "Brownfinger Survivor" and celebrates the life-changing magic of bidets.
Premium Quality: Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort.
Unisex Fit: Available in a range of sizes to suit all body types.
Bold Design: Features striking text in a fun, quirky style to spark conversations and laughter.
Perfect Gift: For bidet lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone ready to embrace a cleaner lifestyle.
Spread the word, start the laughs, and let the world know how bidets can truly save lives—starting with yours! Order now and wear your clean pride with confidence.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Declare your clean victory with this hilarious and eye-catching tee! Perfect for those with a great sense of humor and a commitment to proper hygiene, this shirt boldly proclaims your status as a "Brownfinger Survivor" and celebrates the life-changing magic of bidets.
Premium Quality: Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort.
Unisex Fit: Available in a range of sizes to suit all body types.
Bold Design: Features striking text in a fun, quirky style to spark conversations and laughter.
Perfect Gift: For bidet lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone ready to embrace a cleaner lifestyle.
Spread the word, start the laughs, and let the world know how bidets can truly save lives—starting with yours! Order now and wear your clean pride with confidence.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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